BMW OWNERS ARE BIG JERKS

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A couple of studies in America and in Europe provide similar statistical evidence that all BMW drivers are total and complete complete jerks.

The research alos found that drivers of BMWs were also more likely to cheat at four-way-stop intersections, according to the findings.

In one study, motorists were asked to identify the make and color of the car from which they have most frequently suffered road-rage incidents and BMW topped the majority of responses.

The study of 2,837 motorists found men between the ages of 35 and 50 driving BMWs were most likely to be reported as having engaged in road-rage behaviors such as aggressive driving and swearing.

OK... Are you getting the message loud and clear, EDDIE?