That A Train Ride Will Never Be The Same

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The Metropolitan Transit Authority now claims that they will begin hunting down subway rats after one of those notorious tunnel dwellers clawed a lady's leg on The A Train near Columbus Circle.
The free riding disgusting rat reportedly held strap-hangers hostage during their non stop subway ride from Harlem to Columbus Circle.

As a result yesterday, an elegantly dressed commuter felt that she had to drop her dress pants even though she was standing before a car full of NYC commuters after a dirt rat darted up her trouser leg.

Oouch... Let us leave you with a more pleasant image. The Duke playing The A Train.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrisYOEpADY