Never Too Old to Break Records

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What is a Tom Watson sandwich? It's a 72 that was far more impressive at 61 years of age, on Saturday at Royal St. George's. To make the situation even more incredible, Mr. Watson played during some of very difficult weather conditions.

Tom Watson would have liked the climatic conditions at Royal St. George's on Saturday during the third round of the Open Championship be better, but Watson did not complain and walked away to score his 2 over par score the best of the day when he finished and well into the afternoon.

FUNNY FOOD FOR THOUGHT AND MORE LAUGHS

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Funny Quotes

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Issues and Answers

Issue

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

PUPPET SHOW

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Friends of Pelham Bay Park is sponsoring a puppet show at today's Family Fun Day. Please, join in at the Playground for All Children near Bruckner Boulevard from 12 noon - 4 PM today. It should be fun for all who show!

NO EASY ANSWERS FOR NON PROFITS

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A new study has announced troubling findings. Washington’s Eugene and Agnes E. Meyer Foundation suggest that many nonprofits will not be offering raises this year and some will increase pay by only a mere percentage.

Meanwhile, two-thirds of all nonprofit CEO’s are planning to Leave within 5 Years. As many as 3,000 charity executives find that organizations are unprepared for the wave of leadership transitions about to hit them.

Headlines 7/16/11

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US DEBT LIMIT TALKS CONTINUE. 2 Weeks Left to go.

ALL THE KING'S SOLDIERS AND ALL THE KING'S MEN AND WOMEN... These Tabloid Journalism Tales.

FDR MANGLED MESS. 8 Injured On 23 Street.

HOT AND SUNNY WEATHER. Much Hotter Tomorrow.

IN HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER THAT IS WHY THEY DRINK IT HERE. And Also in Minnesota.

Write to Your Representative in Washington, DC

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NY - Sen Charles Schumer - D http://www.facebook.com/chuckschumer
NY - Sen Kirsten Gillibrand - D http://www.facebook.com/KirstenGillibrand
NY - 1 Timothy Bishop - D http://www.facebook.com/RepTimBishop
NY - 2 Steve Isreal - D http://www.facebook.com/RepSteveIsrael
NY - 3 Peter King - R
NY - 4 Carolyn McCarthy - D
NY - 5 Gary Ackerman - D http://www.facebook.com/RepAckerman
NY - 6 Gregory Meeks - D
NY - 7 Joe Crowley - D http://www.facebook.com/JoeCrowleyNY
NY - 8 Jerry Nadler - D http://www.facebook.com/CongressmanNadler
NY - 9 Vacant

I'M SORRY...

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This is what Rupert Murdoch's said as two of his top media executives resigned. Their boss has apologized to one of his company's phone-hacking victims and "mea culpas" could possibly continue for some time.

Shortly after Rebekah Brooks stepped down, media mogul Murdoch said he was sorry to the family of slain 13-year-old Milly Dowler. Then, Les Hinton, chief executive of News Corp.'s Dow Jones & Co. and another one of News Corp.'s top executives also resigned in the wake of the scandal that has victimized innocent citizens and has rocked the newspaper business.

Headlines 7/15/11

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DEBT CEILING TALKS... Or Else. President Says Time Running Out.

NEWS CORP EXECUTIVE RESIGNS. News Chief Brooks Quits.

SPACE SHUTTLE MORNING FIX. Computer Fix From Afar.

CALIFORNIA CARMAGEDDON. Crosstown Traffic Nightmares Expected in LA.

WONDERFUL WEATHER. WAY TO CELEBRATE WEEKEND.

The Write Stuff and Much More

Announcement

If you’re a young citizen journalist, or think you've got the write stuff and are between 12 and 18 years old, this Write Bus is pulling up at a stop near you. The first tour was a free improv class and a ride through the ever-changing cityscape of New York. Don’t miss the next adventure of the Bronx Write Bus.

Sing up for it on Tuesday, July 19th. Explore the architecture, style and history of another NYC borough and see things you’ve never seen before. - And there is such a thing as a free lunch... To top off your writing adventure.

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