Submitted by ub on Tue, 09/03/2013 - 10:04

Labor Day has come and gone and with it the end to the warmer weather and the lazy pace of the summer season. Summertime has ran out!

School classes are open once again and unfortunately there are many things that just aren't nearly as much fun in the spring, fall, or winter as they are in summer. For example: Independence Day picnics, fireworks, and beer just wouldn't be the same. When summer begins, it seems like it will last forever. But you only a few weeks later, it is over and done.

There is still time to call in Sick: You pretend like you're so busy at work, but face it, there isn't much to do right now. Half of the country is returning from summer vacation, so even if you wanted to do your job, the people who enable you to do it are sitting on a lounge chair somewhere with a fruity cocktail right now.