Submitted by ub on

Once upon a time in a nearby land named America was born a toddler. He is the grandson of a man expelled from his native land.

His father was a born again bigot and therefore his son grew up the same. He was unsatisfied with his life and apparently becomes depressed. After an unsuccessful attempts at soul searching and unable to find his soul, he calls on the Devil and asks to indulge all the pleasures of the world. In response, Satan makes a bargain with him allowing limited powers for a set number of years, but at the end of the term, the Devil will claim his soul, and the adult-toddler will be eternally enslaved.

During the term of the bargain, he seduces women, whose lives are ultimately destroyed when they give birth to their children and thereby begins poisoning the blood of the nation. .

Realizing this unholy life, he begins breaking the rule of law and is convicted, then tried by a jury of his peers sentenced for his crimes.

The seventy seven 77 year old is irrevocably corrupted and realizes his crimes can not be undone and all his sins cannot be forgiven; when the term ends, the Devil carries him off to Hell.

And so it goes… etc.