Written Upon Learning from a Medical Journal that Coronavirus Will Cause Penile Flaccidity in Unvaccinated Men.
Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
you’re a wonderful
creature! You’ve added to
the COVID war a new and
useful feature.
You’d have us think
every manly man is bound
to be your follower,
that all Trumpians, bless their little hearts, should take D.C. for bounty.
Oh Donald, Oh Donald, where did you get the notion, to spread coronavirus ‘round creating such commotion?
We thought your followers Paul, Gaetz, McCarthy, McConnell, Nunes, Meadows, Clyde, Cruz, and Jordan had worked hard enough chasing Bidens. But instead, you’ve succeeded in flattening your patriotic minions penile functions
Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
your Johnsons poor
function will make America Great Again!
Your bout at Walter Reed
with coronavirus left you with no emotion at girls’
smiling play. And when a lady lifted her skirt, a meatless table you had to serve.
Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
we saw and read
the news how patriotic Trumpians would follow you to the end.
Throughout the years, they’ve sought to join you
in historical glory fields breeding Trumpian progeny right of left.
But never was it truly thought by all in our nation that you would really Make America Great!
You’ve done just that!
Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
What could make a Democrat happier than
dripping bullets fired by barrel-less Trumpian cannons?
What would happen if every time when a feckless follower fired his
his gun, it just dribbled?
And, thus, to all Democrats laughter and delight, all Trumpian progeny faltered?
Your maskless minions,
your vax-less followers, will from now on be
serving meatless meals at vax-less ladies’ tables.
Oh Donald, Oh Donald
you are a wonderful
Creature! You’ve added to
the COVID war a new and
useful feature.
There will be no serious objections to Republicans’ lack of erections. And Democrats will thus seize the day!
Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
Republicans poor
function, will make America Great Again!
By: The Professor
