Erectile Dysfunction

Written Upon Learning from a Medical Journal that Coronavirus Will Cause Penile Flaccidity in Unvaccinated Men.

Oh Donald, Oh Donald,
you’re a wonderful
creature! You’ve added to
the COVID war a new and
useful feature.

You’d have us think
every manly man is bound
to be your follower,
that all Trumpians, bless their little hearts, should take D.C. for bounty.

Oh Donald, Oh Donald, where did you get the notion, to spread coronavirus ‘round creating such commotion?