CLEAN NYC BUTTS

Submitted by ub on

NYT reports that  Zohran Mamdani is making a splash with his new home bidets. The NYC mayor reportedly paid $24 toilet attachments for Gracie Mansion out of his own pocket. 

Bidets have been proliferating in American homes, but they've been in my family home since i wiped alone.

Peaches and human buttocks share a long history of visual and cultural comparison due to their similar rounded, cleft shape. [1, 2]

  • Poetry and Metaphors: Food and fruit metaphors comparing skin, form, and sensuality to peaches date back to 17th- and 18th-century writing. [1]
  • Art and Photography Trends: The visual parallel has inspired various pop culture moments, such as the 2014 trend where a vendor dressed fresh peaches in miniature lace panties, or photo campaigns comparing the fruit to babies' bare bottoms. [1, 2]
  • Saturn / Donut Peaches: Flat or indented varieties like Saturn peaches (often called donut peaches) frequently spark social media jokes for looking uniquely like a rear end. [1]

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  • Digital Slang: Approved in Unicode 6.0 in 2010, the peach emoji quickly transitioned from a literal fruit symbol to a widespread internet euphemism for human buttocks. [1, 2]
  • Platform Revisions: Apple attempted to redesign the emoji in 2016 to look less like a backside, which triggered immediate public backlash and led Apple to revert the change. [1, 2]

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/nyregion/bidets-zohran-mamdani-graci…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5oBemGlfdM