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The Sunshine is finally set in the State of Confusion, as Florida legislators attempt to ban Pronouns. If it ain't woke, don't fix it.

Another day, another legislative debate pitting Jacksonville-area lawmakers against each other on LGBTQ issues. Republican Reps. Jessica Baker co-sponsors of a proposed expansion of Florida’s ban on teaching about gender and sexuality from preschool (including in private preschools) through eighth grade. HB 1223 (https://wjct.us6.list-manage.com/track/click?u=9f07e48069862b5bef898136…) would also prevent teachers from being required to use transgender or nonbinary students’ preferred pronouns, among other changes.

The bill’s primary sponsor, Rep. Adam Anderson, R-Palm Harbor, said, “The bill reinforces that instruction on sexual orientation and gender identity is best left to parents and guardians within the home.”

Pronouns are some of the most valuable words in the English language. They are used in place of a noun to avoid it having to be named twice. For example, Suzy threw the boomerang, which returned to her. In this sentence, "it" is a pronoun that represents the boomerang, and "her" is a pronoun that refers to Suzy. Without pronouns, we'd say Suzy threw the boomerang, and the boomerang returned to Suzy. Without pronouns, how would we even say "we"?

In English, the part of speech used as a substitute for an antecedent noun that is clearly understood and with which it agrees in person, number, and gender. Pronouns are classified as personal (I, we, you, he, she, it, they), demonstrative (this, these, that, those), relative (who, which, that, as), indefinite (each, all, everyone, either, one, both, any, such, somebody), interrogative (who, which, what), reflexive (myself, herself), possessive (mine, yours, his, hers, theirs). There are also pronominal adjectives, sometimes called possessive adjectives (my, your, his, her, our, their).

Personal Pronouns / Subject Pronouns

You already know subject pronouns, even if you didn't know what they were called. Subject pronouns are used to replace the subject in a sentence. You might also see them called "personal" pronouns, as they designate the person speaking (I, me, we, us), the person spoken to (you), or the person or thing spoken about (he, she, it, they, him, her, them). The following commonly used words are subject pronouns:

  • I
  • we
  • you (singular and plural)
  • he
  • she
  • it
  • they

Personal pronoun examples

I will be leaving soon.

You are welcome.

She is the new teacher.

He speaks three languages.

They are amicable neighbors.

Object Pronouns

Object pronouns are used as the object of a verb or a preposition.

  • me
  • us
  • you (singular and plural)
  • her
  • him
  • it
  • them

Object pronoun examples

They offered me a ride. ("Me" is the object of the verb "offered.")

This letter is addressed to me. ("Me" is the object of the preposition "to.")

They gave us free tickets to the show. ("Us" is the object of the verb "gave.")

Possessive Pronouns

A possessive pronoun designates ownership and can substitute for noun phrases.

  • mine
  • ours
  • yours (singular and plural)
  • hers
  • his
  • theirs

Possessive pronoun examples

The green gloves are mine.

That cat is hers.

The red house is theirs.

Possessive Adjectives / Pronominal Adjectives

"Pronominal" describes something that resembles a pronoun, as by specifying a person, place, or thing, while functioning primarily as another part of speech. A pronominal adjective is an adjective that resembles a pronoun. "Her" in "her car" is a pronominal adjective.

  • my
  • our
  • your
  • her
  • his
  • their

Reflexive Pronouns

Reflexive pronouns might be the most manageable group to remember because they all have one thing in common: the ending "self" or "selves." That's because reflexive pronouns show how the actions of a person above or group affect them (or them).

  • myself
  • yourself
  • herself
  • himself
  • itself
  • ourselves
  • yourselves
  • themselves

Reflexive pronoun examples

I bought myself a new car.

That man thinks a great deal of himself.

We may be deceiving ourselves.

Intensive Pronouns

Intensive and reflexive pronouns are the exact words (ending with "self" or "selves"), but they function differently in a sentence. Intensive pronouns not only refer back to a previously mentioned person or people, but they also emphasize. As their name suggests, they intensify.

  • myself
  • yourself
  • herself
  • himself
  • itself
  • ourselves
  • yourselves
  • themselves

Intensive pronoun examples

I was sure of the facts.

The trouble is in the machine itself.

The cooks themselves eat after all the guests have finished.

Indefinite Pronouns

As the word "indefinite" suggests, these pronouns do not specify the identity of their referents. They are vaguer than other pronouns.

  • all
  • another
  • any
  • anybody
  • anyone
  • anything
  • both
  • each
  • either
  • everybody
  • everyone
  • everything
  • few
  • many
  • most
  • neither
  • nobody
  • none
  • no one
  • nothing
  • one
  • other
  • others
  • several
  • some
  • somebody
  • someone
  • something
  • such

Indefinite pronouns examples

Both were candidates.

No one is home.

Several of the workers went home sick.

Demonstrative Pronouns

Demonstrative pronouns specify a particular person or thing.

  • such
  • that
  • these
  • this
  • those

Demonstrative pronouns examples

I don't much care for these.

Who's that?

Such are the fortunes of war.

Interrogative Pronouns

This group of pronouns questions which the rest of the sentence intends individual referents or referents.

  • what
  • whatever
  • which
  • whichever
  • who
  • whoever
  • whom
  • whomever
  • whose

Interrogative pronoun examples

Who left?

Which of these is yours?

Do whatever you please.

Relative Pronouns

Relative pronouns introduce a dependent clause and refer to an antecedent (simply the word or phrase to which a pronoun refers). For instance, who in the child is wearing a hat in the house that you live in?

  • as
  • that
  • what
  • whatever
  • which
  • whichever
  • who
  • whoever
  • whom
  • whomever
  • whose

Relative pronoun examples

The car that has a flat tire needs to be towed.

The visitor who came yesterday left his phone number.

Do whatever you like.

Archaic Pronouns

Several pronouns have fallen out of common usage but frequently appear in older texts, so there is still a good chance you will encounter them. "Thee" is an old word for "you," used only when addressing one person, while "thy" is an old word for "your." "Thine" indicates the one or ones belonging to thee.

  • thou
  • thee
  • thy
  • thine
  • ye

Archaic pronoun examples

Thou shalt not kill.

With this ring, I thee wed.

Thy name is more hateful than thy face

List of all pronouns

A complete list of every word that can be considered a pronoun or pronominal adjective:

  • all
  • another
  • any
  • anybody
  • anyone
  • anything
  • as
  • aught
  • both
  • each
  • each other
  • either
  • enough
  • everybody
  • everyone
  • everything
  • few
  • he
  • her
  • hers
  • herself
  • him
  • himself
  • his
  • I
  • idem
  • it
  • its
  • itself
  • many
  • me
  • mine
  • most
  • my
  • myself
  • naught
  • neither
  • no one
  • nobody
  • none
  • nothing
  • naught
  • one
  • one another
  • other
  • others
  • ought
  • our
  • ours
  • ourself
  • ourselves
  • several
  • she
  • some
  • somebody
  • someone
  • something
  • somewhat
  • such
  • suchlike
  • that
  • thee
  • their
  • theirs
  • their self
  • themselves
  • them
  • themself
  • themselves
  • there
  • these
  • they
  • thine
  • this
  • those
  • thou
  • thy
  • thyself
  • us
  • we
  • what
  • whatever
  • whatnot
  • whatsoever
  • whence
  • where
  • whereby
  • wherefrom
  • wherein
  • whereinto
  • of which
  • whereon
  • wherever
  • wheresoever
  • whereto
  • whereunto
  • wherewith
  • wherewithal
  • whether
  • which
  • whichever
  • whichsoever
  • who
  • whoever
  • whom
  • whomever
  • whoso
  • whomsoever
  • whose
  • whosever
  • whosesoever
  • whoso
  • whosoever
  • ye
  • yon
  • yonder
  • you
  • your
  • yours
  • yourself
  • yourselves

Are there any pronouns we missed?

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