How dangerously dumb is DonOld? He is as dumb as a box of rocks, hammers, or a bag of oranges, and a wad of fake hair.
Americans elected 46 presidents. Only one has 91 criminal felony charges 2 impeachments and 34 convictions. He is a weak man. Birds of a feather…
His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. He’s Thick as a brick. He is the GOP's Weakest Link because his intellect has no beginning.
- A quart low.
- 12 shy of a dozen
- It's a bad spot on the disk.
- A couple of open splices.
- A few beers short of a six-pack.
- A few bricks shy of a load.
- A few cans short of a six-pack.
- A loose chip on the microprocessor.
- It's about as sharp as a bowl of jello.
- It's about as sharp as a bowling ball.
- About as sharp as a sack of wet leather.
- He is fifteen cents short.
- Or three cents short of a dollar.
- All booster – no payload.
- All crown – no filling.
- All the lights don’t shine in his marquis
- As thick as two short planks.
- The attic’s a little dusty.
- Back burners not fully operating.
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