Submitted by ub on

Sleepy Don's naps during his criminal trial could be his cognizant deterioration or a middle finger to the jury deciding his future fate.

Or perhaps he also stole the devil's pitchfork and stuck it inside his ass. That explains farting and constantly crapping in his geezer diapers.

Alternatively, did he call on the Devil for further knowledge and magic powers with which to indulge all the pleasures of the world?

In response, the Devil's representative, Mephistopheles, appears. He makes an offer in the art of the deal: Mephistopheles will serve Faust with his magic powers for a set number of years, but at the end of the term, the Devil will claim Faust's soul, and Faust will be eternally enslaved.

So did he sell his souls to the devil, or leased it out for incresung interest?