Submitted by ub on Fri, 11/18/2022 - 10:58

There is an old phrase that people like to say there's no such thing as a free lunch, but it does not apply to breakfast. TINSTAAFL

"There ain't no such thing as a free lunch" is a popular adage communicating the idea that it is impossible to get something for nothing. The acronyms TANSTAAFL and TNSTAAFL are also used. The phrase was en vogue by the 1930s, but its first appearance is apparently not known. In English, it's perfectly acceptable to refer to something fashionable as in vogue meaning in the current fashion or style, yet to evoke a sense of French chic, many writers make the whole phrase French en vogue. This is unnecessary but common, especially in writing for the world audience.

FREE Continental breakfast is the best deal on God's earth. Fresh orange juice, warm buns, pancakes, bacon, cereals, It doesn’t get better than this, does it? If we could have a Continental Breakfast every morning, 99 percent of our problems would be gone. 

Tis the season to be Jolly...Fa la la la la, la la la la! Come to BREAKFAST BUFFET and HOLIDAY MUSIC near you before the hustle and bustle of Christmas Day arrive. We contacted Santa who liked the idea of FREE seating at 8:30 AM and 10:30 AM.

Even though we doubt this would work more than a few times, since we’re not in the 1970s anymore and security cameras are everywhere, you could still score a free breakfast for at least half of your week at one place, then move on. If you want to try this more than 3-4 times, we suggest throwing on a wig or disguise, just to make things more interesting and see how far you can go without being caught on camera.

So thanks to the internet, we just found a way to make this dream come true. Search online for the nearest hotels in your area, and buy a few hats or a few wigs.