Florida GOP Goonies

Submitted by ub on

The Florida Republican party continues to spark bipartisan backlash for its increasing incredible stupidity.

The Florida GOP is the affiliate of the Republican Party in the U.S. state of Florida. Although the Democratic Party dominated Florida for most of its history, the Republican Party has rapidly gained ground in recent decades and is now the state's dominant party.

Rummaging through GOP files, they will come across a 1632 doubloon and an old treasure map purporting to lead to legendary pirate "One-Eyed Don," believed to be nearby. Their last chance to save their grifting scam, they overpower their way to a sexy stormy with a crush on his mushroom. His only REAL friend. This may be the final blow:

Meanwhile, did MoRon Disaster get kicked in the head and ask himself... What's a matta me?

https://www.ny1.com/nyc/all-boroughs/news/2023/03/23/desantis-clarifies-ukraine-comments-florida-2024

If my enemy thinks Putin is a genius and wants to be his best buddy. And I am trying to show that I am different than the said enemy.

Shouldn't I say the opposite of my enemy, so Putin is a jerk attacking Ukraine?

Is it not too late for Floriidians to tell MoRon to do his job and concentrate on FLORIDA?

Florida Lawmaker Charged With Pandemic Aid Fraud

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/07/us/joe-harding-pandemic-aid-fraud.html

Florida Republican who sponsored 'Don't Say Gay' resigns after a federal indictment

https://www.politico.com/news/2022/12/08/florida-republican-harding-indictment-00073173

Meanwhile, the sunshine state is where their dumbass leader resides; Trump'sis ridiculed as a former guy waiting for the next show to drop on him and mess his fake hair up. Trump’s three biggest legal threats, and Donnie doesn't like the Republican competition.  https://news.yahoo.com/trump-launches-furious-lewd-homophobic-060644979…

Donnie should concentrate on his REAL problems:

A Manhattan grand jury indicts Donald Trump. Here’s what to know.

New York officials are making security plans as some street celebrations after Biden won or his few supporters intend to protest.

Ron DeSantis of Florida broke his silence about Trump’s expected indictment as Republicans weighed whether to heed the former president’s call to protest and Trump’s allies on Capitol Hill rallied around him.

Trump's reckless response to his potential indictment could alienate voters he will need to win back the White House.

DeSantis’s flip-flop: It’s all about Biden and 2024

https://thehill.com/opinion/columnists/3907971-desantiss-flip-flop-its-…

GOONIES  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ2j4oWdQtU