Florida Cracker Wisdom

Submitted by ub on Thu, 10/15/2020 - 18:21

Florida Crackers are American pioneers, their family members, and all their descendants who live in what is now the Sunshine State.

The first wave of these settlers arrived in 1763 after Spain traded Florida to Great Britain following the latter's victory over France in the Seven Years' War.

The main reason why Florida is so important in the election is because of its swing-state status. In the election, Florida is worth a total of 29 electoral votes, more than any other traditional swing state.


Several years ago Florida voters approve a fast train in a Florida. The legislature said the people did not know what they were talking about and canned it.

The people of Florida then voted to fund Conservation of state land. The legislature said they don’t know what they are talking about and sent the funds elsewhere.

Then Floridians voted to legalize medical marijuana, the legislature said they must be dumb and changed the rules.

Florida voters then decidied to allow felons to vote once they have served their time. The legislature said how dumb was that and added new hurdles to cast a ballot.

Maybe the Florida legislature is correct , we are dumb, we keep electing the same people back into office. That is the dumb.

By: David Walby david6720@aol.com

Note: the author was born in Brooklyn, but has long since moved to Flrorida.