Full of Crap?

Submitted by ub on Mon, 01/01/2018 - 18:35

Theere are many reasons why so many people in the US are full of crap. One person’s definition of constipation may mean going a few times per week. Another’s might be pooping a couple of times a day, but still has an incomplete evacuation, with a feeling of pressure and they didn't get all their crap down and out.

For some like me, a morning cup of coffee transitions seamlessly to our daily defecations. But if you have poop problems, evacuating your bowels can remain elusive, achieved only through a studied regimen of straining, grunting, and camping out on the john.

There’s no perfect number of bowel movements you should have in one week, but if you’re producing fewer than three, you might be constipated.

Bloating is another reason, so if our guts suddenly feel puffy to the point where our pants become uncomfortably tight, we’ve experienced the misery of bloating. It is an equal opportunity symptom for gals and guys alike when the problem often has to do with something we had to eat or drink.

Constipation is one of the most common digestive problems in America. It affects an estimated 42 million people each year, according to the National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive and Kidney Diseases.…

Finally, there could be other reasons why one could be full of crap, but politics is dirty enough, let's keep it out of the toilet.