Lord of The Flies and Lies

Submitted by ub on Thu, 10/08/2020 - 10:31

Last night's spectacle was the race for a second-place job In the first and the only #VPDebate between US Senator Kamala Harris and Vice President Mike Pence which parroted many of the lies and false or misleading claims we have heard before, except for a captivating phase when small filthy fly managed to sneak in the door and was attracted to a dense landing place.

Pence lied so much about @POTUS @GOP @realDonaldTrump administration and was so full of crap that at one moment a fly landed on top of his head and apparently liked it so much that it like it there for 123 seconds.

And as President Trump and VP Pence have shown Americans, their attempt to govern has been disastrous much like Sir William Gerald Golding wrote in the 1954 Classic.

I taught media courses at an old established university in Indiana, where Pence was Governor and I can tell you many professional journalists in that midwestern state were happy to get rid of him and his lying, nit-witted, and half-baked ideas. According to credible sources, Mike Dense, as they called him, was the guy in college everyone knew was a real jack-ass.

You see, Pence likes to lie in a calm demeanor and with a straight face, unlike his partner in crime who does it screaming while flailing his small hands with smaller fingers. Neither one plays by established rules and will do and say anything to stay in power. 

"Bullying comes in many different forms. Red-faced and furious like Trump’s; chalk-faced and funereal like Pence’s." @FrankBruni  on last night's #VPDebate

The two of them also like to take the Lord's name in vain and as we all know, that is definitely a real no-no. But as we are beginning to see, Americans are tired as hell of the dying and their lying and will vote them out of office next month.

Here are @latimes key takeaways and, fact-checks of the candidates’ statements, and a round-by-round scorecard.

Following the debate, Pence continued to lie saying -  I knew tonight was of great importance for a few reasons: I needed to FIGHT for America’s future, I needed to state the FACTS about all of the Trump-Pence Administration’s great accomplishments, and I needed to make you proud.

The American People are what fuel the President and me to keep working hard for this Nation. It is because of YOU that America is the Greatest Country in the world, and it is because of President Trump that we will MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!