The house and all gathered are white, they're deliriously plotting their fight, but there will be no calm through the night...
OKAY - We know this one is very popular, but for some reason, we think "SILENT NIGHT" is unjustly a bit outdated, especially considering the present circumstances. Perhaps next year after we make a full transition to normalcy from ass hat, wipe, or hole depending on your preference. Jerk feels too soft for someone this aggressively foolish; even asshole feels too grand, somehow, for someone this blundering. ENOUGH
We realize this song is meant to be a sweet lullaby, but in light of the current state of affairs, it just doesn’t fill us with excitement during these pandemic holidays.
A Christmas carol should raise our holiday spirits, not dampen them, or put us to sleep, but who can sleep these days and nights?.