Political Puppet?

Submitted by ub on Sat, 11/11/2017 - 22:42

Has a recent whirlwind Asia tour rekindled, re-enforced, intensified and purified some doubtful bromances?

Pull the string and he'll wink at you, he's your puppet
He'll do funny things if you want him to, he's your puppet
He's yours to have and to hold
Vladimir, you've got full control of your puppet

Pull another string and he'll kiss your butt, he's your puppet
Snap your finger and he'll turn you some flips, he's your puppet
Xi's every wish is his command
All he's gotta do is wiggle his little hand
he's your puppet, your big old puppet

He's a big fat toy, just a funny boy
That makes you laugh when you're blue
He'll be wonderful, do just what he's told
He'll do anything for both of you
He's your puppet, your big fat puppet

Make me do right or make me do wrong, he's your puppet
Treat him good and he'll do anything
He's just a puppet and they hold his string, he's your puppet
He's walking, talking, living, loving puppet
He's hanging on a string, will say and do anything you tell him to

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Submitted by Anonymous (not verified) on Sun, 11/12/2017 - 12:17


Trump says the US is to blame for trade problems, not other countries. He hs also claimed that our intelligence community is less credible than Vladimir Putin's KGB.

This senile and fat old man's version of America First really means Blame America First.