Working Golf Vacation

Submitted by ub on Fri, 08/11/2017 - 09:13

Dear Mr. President-

The island of Guam boasts top-level golf courses with pro and specialty shops at their clubhouses.

Visit the Guam International Country Club up north for a round at the local municipal, or visit the internationally acclaimed 36 holes at the LeoPalace Golf Resort. The Onward Mangilao Golf Course offers one of the prettiest and riskiest holes in the Pacific with its signature No. 12, which goes over the ocean to a tiny green.

Guam has seven publicly accessible golf courses, ranging from the relatively easy, low-hazard fairways of the Starts Guam Golf Resort, which should make you can get tired of winning and appear to look like another Tiger Woods or more challenging holes, which you may not.

Down south is a blue-collar course that demands control of the short game; the Country Club of the Pacific, which favors long hitters and accurate putters; and the Onward Talofofo Golf Course, which requires a golfer's complete game and attention to score low. Regardless of the course, you're sure to have a wonderful time.

If this is too far for you to go on a working vacation, we suggest Pelham Bay & Split Rock Golf Courses in The Bronx, NY, or perhaps visiting that one which has your name written in YUGE brick letters on grass, which you have apparently have forgotten about because you no longer visit, The Trump Golf Links at Ferry Point.

Thanks for all the hard work you have done and for all the great people you have hired, but then fired and for keeping all your campaign promises. You deserve a break today!


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