KEEP IT REAL

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What’s the real and spectacular deal? The world's biggest liar accusing his fixer of lying. what’s wrong with that defense test?

Most people who worked with and know him best agree that “This is not a drill,” meaning a serious situation is happening. But if we come across this sign on the streets, we’re probably going to let out a chuckle. After all, it’s a picture that shows a hammer, which is usually for hitting or removing nails, not drilling holes.

One young voter could only guess. It is probably those pearls adding timeless elegance to his Orange look. Mollusks create these gems as a defense against potentially threatening tissue irritants.

A Fake tan and more makeup than my little old elegant lady in our neighborhood. Layers of aragonite and conchiolin, substances naturally produced by the mollusk, are secreted around the irritant, forming the lustrous orb.

Fraud Boy is a very confused orange thing who, while giving a “speech” at an NRA event, had his freeze-out where he appeared—lost in the dark cavities of his dazed brain.