The Honorable Nonesuch
Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!
You’re wonderful creatures!
You’ve added to our nation,
New and useful features.
Oh, boys! My little boys!
Gosart’s bullets for dribbling cannons,
Whacking Comer chasing Bidens,
Burgling Thomas stringing Alito,
While Mcconnelled Roberts smugly stares.
Oh, girls! My little girls!
Boebert beetlejuicing bounty,
Jordan Gaetz Mccarthy’s Johnson,
Giuliani lures Green Meadows,
Randy hands with short motions,
Making US dandy again.
Whence came the presumption
to spread such a notion,
Creating such commotions?
Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!
Bungling minds bring visions,
Of endless days with scions,
Spreading tales cheek to cheek,
Roistering nonsense to meatless minds,
Backward craving penal unctions.
Whence came the presumption
to spread such a notion,
Creating such commotions?
Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!
Make all our futures Santos Green,
Add Tuberville’s grits to eagle tables,
And Boeberit on a redcapped sea,
With a Byron coconut dessert,
So I can hope myself,
Into a truculent world.
Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!
You’re wonderful creatures!
You’ve added to our nation,
New and useful features.
The Professor