WHACKERJABS
The Honorable Nonesuch
Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!
You’re wonderful creatures!
You’ve added to our nation,
New and useful features.
Oh, boys! My little boys!
Gosart’s bullets for dribbling cannons,
Whacking Comer chasing Bidens,
Burgling Thomas stringing Alito,
While Mcconnelled Roberts smugly stares.
Oh, girls! My little girls!
Boebert beetlejuicing bounty,
Jordan Gaetz Mccarthy’s Johnson,
Giuliani lures Green Meadows,