Dirty Rat Attack
New York City is searching for a real Rodent Zar to combat those dirty rats and besides me, I know who may do an OKAY job.
As he likes to say, Only I can fix it... He's got what it takes to do the impossible. A virulent vehemence for vermin. A background in destruction, and government experience. And most importantly, the drive, determination, and killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy.
He reportedly graduated from the Wharton School with a bachelor's degree in 1968, although his transcripts are unavailable.