WHACKERJABS

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The Honorable Nonesuch

 

Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!

You’re wonderful creatures! 

You’ve added to our nation, 

New and useful features.

 

Oh, boys! My little boys!

Gosart’s bullets for dribbling cannons,

Whacking Comer chasing Bidens,

Burgling Thomas stringing Alito,

While Mcconnelled Roberts smugly stares.

 

Oh, girls! My little girls!

Boebert beetlejuicing bounty,

Jordan Gaetz Mccarthy’s Johnson,

Giuliani lures Green Meadows, 

NEWS 12

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Altice the French company owners of News 12 Networks have decided to lay off dozens of employees just before the holidays.

“It was an extremely chaotic day,” says one laid-off staffer of the cuts and how they were handled at the company’s metro New York area news channel.

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

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My beautiful Sophia called and while we were chatting she told me she likes to have a grilled cheese sandwich now and then.

I suggested she ask her mom Natasha who makes the best in the nation's west, north, south, and east sides. There was a time I was crowned king of the grilled cheese-crowded kingdom. Mind you, Charlies, my son-in-law, and her dad is a wonderful chef and I enjoy all his meals.

The cheese you should pick for the gooiest cheese pull, the bread and kitchen tool to take things to the next level, and the controversial secret ingredient some chefs swear by.

THE VERY BEST

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The best city in the world? For an impressive eighth year in a row, the answer is London, aptly dubbed the ‘capital of capitals.

The sprawling metropolis of the UK capital comes out on top for culture, meaning it has the highest number of performing arts and cultural spaces recommended on TripAdvisor. 

SPEAKERLESS CONGRESS

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For the first time in American history, The US House of Representatives is without a Speaker showing a Republican decomposition.

MOON HAPPINESS

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The Enchantment of the Moon reviews all Phases of the Moon, and how they impact your happiness, well-being, and life purpose.

Based on the 28 Lunar Phases as described by W.B. Yeats in his work A Vision, this book presents contemporary examples of famous people, demonstrating the effect the lunar phases made in their lives.

PROBE JARRED AND IVANKA

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The allegations that Trump's daughter, Ivanka, and her husband, Jared Kushner, have faced previously continue to pile up.

The questions surrounding Jared Kushner and his wife who have raised billions becoming a Middle East power couple and creating a life outside of Donald Trump. Ivanka and Jared are accused of making more than half a billion dollars in combined wealth while working for the White House. They make Hunter look like a Cub Scout in comparison.

FALL FOLIAGE

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Do you live in New York City or the metropolitan area and want to know how the best time and place to plan a fall foliage train trip?

FRIGHTENED FRAUDSTER

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You can see it in this yellow belly's face that he’s frightened as he appears in the NY State Supreme Court for his massive fraud trial.

MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

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I have devoted a dozen years to this #CityImages Blog writing the wrongs along with decades of producing journalism content.

According to published reports, the English language, and others can sometime be irrational, irregular, and anarchic. You can choose either to embrace that or to rail against it, but be assured that the former is more fun and less taxing.