F-ing Cold Outside
The F is for freezing, please keep it clean in case you were thinking otherwise, so try hard to get your minds out of the gutter. This a family-friendly platform carries warnings whenever necessary.
Brrr Brutally cold temperatures are expected and it will be another EXTREMELY cold day. Bundle up, stay indoors if you can, make sure your pets are also inside, but also check in with your elderly neighbors, or at least call them to make sure they're OK.
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