Dirty Rat Attack

Submitted by ub on

New York City is searching for a real Rodent Zar to combat those dirty rats and besides me, I know who may do an OKAY job.

As he likes to say, Only I can fix it... He's got what it takes to do the impossible. A virulent vehemence for vermin.  A background in destruction, and government experience. And most importantly, the drive, determination, and killer instinct needed to fight the real enemy.

He reportedly graduated from the Wharton School with a bachelor's degree in 1968, although his transcripts are unavailable. 

NYC Born on 14 June 14, 1946, making him 76 years old Jamaica Hospital Medical Center, New York, NY

Although he has never had a real job, everything he touches eventually dies, making him the biggest loser. He has had three wives and none of the marriages have been successful. PolitiFact uncovered two more bankruptcies filed after 1992, totaling six. 

NYC is hiring a Rat Czar. ‘General aura of badassery’ is required.

Rat Attack: NYC seeks hands-on leader in the anti-rodent fight https://apnews.com/article/new-york-city-rats-rodents-climate-and-envir…