GET OUT OF JAIL
After video games became popular, board games lost popularity. One that persists is Monopoly.
It features a jail for players who make mistakes in the board game. It offers a Get Out Of Jail Card.
Donald Trump, whose entire business life has been a case of winning by ignoring the rules and morality of American life, desperately needs this card. He knows how to get it: winning both the Republican nomination for president in 2024 and then the national election is critical to his freedom and future.