NO OLYMPICS FOR RUSSIA

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Banning Russians from the 2024 Olympics is needed if the free world is to remain credible amid Putin’s genocidal war.

The Session of the International Olympic Committee meeting in Lima, Peru, elected Paris as the host city of the Games of the XXXIII Olympiad 2024 and Los Angeles as the host city of the Games of the XXXIV Olympiad 2028.

MOODY BLUES

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The British Invasion was a cultural phenomenon of the mid-1960s, when rock and pop music acts from the United Kingdom were in vogue. One of our favorite band played mood blues.

The Moody Blues were an English rock band formed in Birmingham in May 1964. The band initially consisted of drummer Graeme Edge, guitarist/vocalist Denny Laine, keyboardist/vocalist Mike Pinder, multi-instrumentalist/vocalist Ray Thomas, and bassist/vocalist Clint Warwick

TITI STRIKES BACK

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Titi was a civil rights activist for Latino kids with their education with The United Bronx Parents in South Bronx, NYC.

BUTTHEAD & BEAVIS

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Does anybody else see these GOP loser idiots Matt and Kevin acting like real-life versions of Butt-head and Beavis from MTV?

They timed perfectly for Halloween, welcome to the US House of Horrors as Congress devolves into an angry round of retribution compliments of the GOP who can now be called Russian-loving Republicans following their leader’s historic ouster.

WHACKERJABS

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The Honorable Nonesuch

 

Oh, Donald! Oh, Ronald!

You’re wonderful creatures! 

You’ve added to our nation, 

New and useful features.

 

Oh, boys! My little boys!

Gosart’s bullets for dribbling cannons,

Whacking Comer chasing Bidens,

Burgling Thomas stringing Alito,

While Mcconnelled Roberts smugly stares.

 

Oh, girls! My little girls!

Boebert beetlejuicing bounty,

Jordan Gaetz Mccarthy’s Johnson,

Giuliani lures Green Meadows, 

NEWS 12

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Altice the French company owners of News 12 Networks have decided to lay off dozens of employees just before the holidays.

“It was an extremely chaotic day,” says one laid-off staffer of the cuts and how they were handled at the company’s metro New York area news channel.

GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

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My beautiful Sophia called and while we were chatting she told me she likes to have a grilled cheese sandwich now and then.

I suggested she ask her mom Natasha who makes the best in the nation's west, north, south, and east sides. There was a time I was crowned king of the grilled cheese-crowded kingdom. Mind you, Charlies, my son-in-law, and her dad is a wonderful chef and I enjoy all his meals.

The cheese you should pick for the gooiest cheese pull, the bread and kitchen tool to take things to the next level, and the controversial secret ingredient some chefs swear by.

THE VERY BEST

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The best city in the world? For an impressive eighth year in a row, the answer is London, aptly dubbed the ‘capital of capitals.

The sprawling metropolis of the UK capital comes out on top for culture, meaning it has the highest number of performing arts and cultural spaces recommended on TripAdvisor. 

SPEAKERLESS CONGRESS

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For the first time in American history, The US House of Representatives is without a Speaker showing a Republican decomposition.