MORON$ REVENGE
Republican MoRon Disaster is attracting negative KARMA as clumps of a 5K mile Florida seaweed blob hits the son of a beach.
As he toured 12 cities in three early-voting states, MoRon forgets about his state by turning his back on Florida, while he tries to make his case that he is the more conservative and idiotic alternative to the other bigger, fatter and just as dumb resident disaster.
The seaweed dangers are that it brings flesh-eating bacteria to The Sunshine State and that means less tourism dollars for the state of constant confusion.